Yes, Nintendo's Next Generation Games Are Going To Be 70 Bucks.



Welcome back to Zippmas, this time, instead of a present, this time you're getting a lump of coal. 


Yes, the dreaded day is almost here. It's not something people want to hear, but it is happening. 


Yes, Nintendo's next generation games will be priced higher than the last gen by ten dollars.


There's going to be a lot of crying, bitching, screaming and moaning about this, but did you actually, legitimately think for one second that Nintendo wasn't gonna do this? Come on now. Microsoft is doing it. Sony is doing it. Capcom is doing it. Everyone is. This is just how it's gonna be.


This is the fun part where Americans now find out that people all around the world have paying over 70 bucks for Nintendo games for YEARS now. 


I'm not happy about it, mind you, but I understand that budgets and production values for Nintendo games are about to massively, and I mean, massively increase. Something had to give, and I'm actually surprised it took this long, honestly. 


This new system's gonna be announced before too long here, but I would expect them to stay quiet about the pricing of games until the games are actually available for pre order, as they did with Tears of the Kingdom. That was your sign right there. 


I'm not too bothered about it, as long as Nintendo's games stay the same high quality as ever, which I have absolutely no doubt that they will. 


Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives, all the same. 


This article was just to get you ready for it. More soon.  


Comments

  1. Jesus is KingDecember 15, 2023 at 2:50 PM

    Sweet! It was only a matter of time. Thanks for ripping the bandaid off now Zippo!

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    1. Jesus is KingDecember 19, 2023 at 9:35 PM

      btw, do you have any updates on Golden Sun or the other obscure titles for next year you mentioned? Merry Christmas!

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  2. BenrioDecember 18, 2023 at 9:34 AM

    Zippo, Nintendo's games are NOT GOING TO BE PRICED AT $70, STOP WITH YOUR LYING AND GET OUT OF THE INTERNET!! This is your final warning, or I will call the police to arrest your for continuous lying!

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    1. Slandy BobandyJanuary 9, 2024 at 4:14 PM

      Comments that aged like milk
      Inb4 "durr we alweyz knew u lucky guesser"

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  3. Lucas MillingtonDecember 20, 2023 at 2:03 PM

    nintendo games budgets are way smaller than ps5 game budgets so no reason to charge the same, nintendo are just greedy and they know people will pay, i remember when 3ds games were 40, that was good

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