The Super Mario Bros. Movie Looks INCREDIBLE.
Holy fucking shit . We have our FIRST AND SECOND trailers to the CG debut of Nintendo's first family, and I must say, my expectations have been completely blown past and shattered. What a fucking trailer. There's so much to unpack that I'll have to just do a separate article for all of that. But I've got tons of highlights. DK IS BACK! WITH A NEW DESIGN!!! WE HAVE THE ENTIRE DK CREW! Jack Black SOUNDS SO GOOOD!!! CHARLIE DAY IS PERFECT AS LUIGI!!!! MARIO HAS A PERSONALITY!!!! PEACH ISN'T KIDNAPPED!!! WE'RE GETTING AN HONEST TO GOD MARIO KART ACTION SCENE!!! I was jumping up and down in my seat watching this trailer. I genuinely have not been this happy watching a trailer to anything in a very long time. April cannot get here soon enough. Oh my word. Also, Hi, yes, I'm alive. I've been raising a family and finishing Sonic Frontiers while writing a review. Took six attempts, by the way. Just needs one final edit. See you soon.