The 2022 Sonic Central.



June has arrived.

We're in the busiest time for gaming news, and with that, a Sonic Central popped out of nowhere. 

Here's my take: 


Wuh...what the hell was that? 


It was a rundown of Sonic Origins, which was something we already knew all about, an announcement that the concert tour was going global, which is cool, merch, a literal frame of a scene from an admittedly cool sounding animated prologue to Sonic Frontiers, another small teaser for Sonic Prime that confirmed that Shadow will appear in the show, and lastly, an awful, short segmented teaser for Frontiers, that once again doesn't tell us what the damn game is about.  That's it? Really?


This was awful. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It was mercifully short, but it doesn't change the fact that it was a waste of time. Like, why did they even bother? I'm genuinely dumbfounded here. SOA's marketing team have been showing their asses lately, and this is yet another example of that. 


Awful showing. Will not watch this again. I'll have my full thoughts on Frontiers soon. As always, thank you for reading.

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